Just so you know–the title is mine. Call Guinness.
Today is the last field trip of the school year. The school is going to a tiny state park. Again. To see the lighthouse. Again. That they cannot tour due to a decrepit set of stairs. Again. My oldest daughter can recite about half the dusty old speech given by the even dustier 84 year old lighthouse worker.
And it’s rainy, muggy and wet.
Now I’m a firm believer in school attendance and supporting class activities. But come on. I’d rather get my legs waxed with sandpaper and road tar than chaperon that trip one more time. (In crappy weather, no less!) I can only imagine how badly my children don’t want to go.
And so, when they asked, (after conferring with dh, of course), I said they could skip school. The trip takes all day, so they’re not missing any class work anyway. And with that wee little bend in the rules, I’ve become the A-#1 Coolest Mom EVAH! Yes, I know it’s a fleeting title. I’ll be plain ol’ Mom again by noon. But for this brief and shining moment–I’ll take it!