Ahhhh…family.
Andi sent me a link to vacation pics of she and her family all playing in the Florida surf. Nice, huh? Well it should have been, but here’s where it gets juuust a wee bit murky.
First up, I see a shot of three adult males hanging out on the water’s edge with a cute-as-a-button little girl. I instantly recognize the baby as Andi’s granddaughter, and the handsome guy next to her as her son-in-law Greg. Very cute!
But who were the hunks standing beside him?
I eyeballed shoulders and pecs with approval and thought niii-iiice! Greg has some hot friends, yes he does! I was happy to see Hot and Hotter in the next couple of pics as well. But ho–what is this? Hotter, who looks a whole lot like Matt Damon to me, (mmm-hmm!) looks like someone else, too. I can’t…quite…figure out… It’s his eyes, I realize, something about his eyes…
DEAR LORD.
That’s no ordinary studmuffin, that’s my cousin!!! And Hot–could he be…? He IS! That’s Hotter’s brother! I have been oggling boys whose diapers I used to change! Oh iiiiick! Eww! Ptooey!
They were just babies! They were little toddlers running about, or in middle school or something–I forget. They were NOT full grown Matt Damon lookalikes! So how old are they, anyway? I started feverishly doing math in my head.
It’s 2008, I graduated in 1986…I was 17, sister Skinny Rat was 7…roughly the same age, so that means
I am officially older than dirt.
Thanks, Andi. And I was having such a nice morning, too.
Want me to try and get Matt Damon to pop out of your next birthday cake? He could probably make you feel oh so young. HEHEHEHE!
And, on another note, my apologies…TAG!
http://colbymarshall.blogspot.com/2008/06/him-meme-and-youm.html
Awww. Don’t feel bad… I mean, I was just 1-year old when you graduated, but that doesn’t mean your oooooold or anything…. :p Consider yourself “experienced” LOL.
Love you – don’t hurt me *runs*
Heifers. 😀
Aw crap, if you are officially older than dirt because you graduated in 1986 then that means I am too (I graduated the same year). My kids already think I’m ancient…now it has been confirmed.
I’m sorry, Kweenmama. I didn’t want to be the one to tell you. It’s true I’m afraid–we’re practically dinosaurs.
M23 saunters in donning her old Def Leppard concert tee…..
Class of ’86 rocks!!!