About the Author of this Mess

Ahhhhh…the relaxed bio of a blog. I’m delighted to finally get away from speaking in the 3rd person about myself, because frankly that’s just too many of me.

In real life, my name is Kelly Trainor, and I’ve been married to my favorite person for nearly 20 years. I plan to keep him around for a few more decades provided he minds his manners. (He cooks–’nuff said?) Here I am with my Chuck Norris look-alike hubby. Can you guess which one of us is which? Ignore the cutesy matching duds–this was taken at a color coordinated family reunion.

 

Together, we live in beautiful northern Michigan with a variety of pets; including an arrogant house cat, guinea pigs, and two daughters who perpetually hog the bathroom. Here are my delicate, lady-like progeny:

If you enjoy boring details in all their glory, (Aack! What’s wrong with you?) I give you my standard mini-bio:

Kelly is an award winning freelance writer and graphic artist who specializes in Humor, Business Writing, Advertising and Custom Document Design. She can be reached at PaperweightProductions.com.

…Dry as toast, yes?

I can be found in online forums under the name MamaShark, as well as on my other sites, Ugly Ass Opinion and Paperweight Productions. You can find a few of my articles on Work.com, Writer’s Research Group, and if you’re reeeeeally bored, you can dig up some of my first tentative steps on Associated Content. (I was new and broke–what do you want from me?) I’ve also done a ton of ghostwriting, but if I told you about that, my clients would feed me to the fishes.