According to Merriam-Webster online, Duh-Mode is defined as “A state of stupidity derived from cloudy thinking so prevalent, you could be trailing toilet paper from your buttocks to the crapper down the hall and have no clue.”
Oh yeah. I’m there.
Again.
I’m not sure what brings it about, really. Could it be the children I so lovingly bore absorb my intellect the same way they sapped nutrients from my body? (Proven fact: Babies suck brain cells. Why should (pre)teens be any different?) Could lack of sleep coupled with bickering progeny be throwing me off? Or perhaps it’s because once upon a time I smoked a few million of those brain cells away. (Ayup, I inhaled. But aren’t herbal supplements supposed to be healthy?)
Wait.
What are we talking about again?
Do you ever go into Duh-Mode? Feel like you’re walking through a mental fog with only the occasional lucid thought filtering through? If so, what do YOU do to snap out of it?
Maybe you should try exhaling.
only all the time, I havent yet figured out how to snap out of it.
I’m with Meg. If anyone has some good tips, I’d love to hear them.
*snort* at Kween. Funny, funny comment.
Kween! Was that a jab?
LOL, Kweenmama. I always assume if it’s something I can’t remember, it must not have been too important anyway…
Go into it??? I live there!
Even when I manage to get my brain functioning, I can’t get it to coordinate activities with my mouth, so that my conversation, you know, has long whatsits, you know, pauses, where I just can’t for the life of me remember the thingy, the whosey, you know, the word.
When we’re old and in diapers again do we get to vampire the brain cells back from them?
there all day, and i own the t-shirt.
cofee tends to help me coordinate..
Oh yeah, have those moments for sure. Thanks for the video. One of the few times I’ve smiled today.
So it’s not just me? Whew! Thought I was too young for alzheimers.