When did I get so damn old? I swear, I creak and crick and have a bad back; I chew ibuprophen like M&Ms and certain things sag that were previously firm. At least, I think they used to be firm. And I know for a fact they never used to point at my shoes.
I tend to doze off in the recliner before finishing a movie, and no longer can I function on 3 hours of sleep. The ingestion of strong coffee and a cream filled donut will not pump me up for hours as it once did, and I think Lincoln was president the last time I went to a party without balloon animals. <shudder!>
Yesterday, my father and his “girlfriend” (aka: nice lady he should marry or I’ll thump him on the head) took our family out for a feast. The food was amazing and I helped myself to far more than I should. I am now suffering consequences most dire. Thank goodness I don’t have leave the house today!
(sigh) No point to this post, just feeling old and saggy today!
You sound just like me, only I eat a cocktail of Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen 3 times a day to keep the aches and pains at bay!
Omg woman, that picture is so funny! Yeah, I was trying to “pick up” my sagging parts this morning before going into the shower. Oh well, such is life; but at least they weren’t saggy while my arms were lifted over my head….rofl.
I don’t even have to look in the mirror to remind myself that I am getting older. My kids make sure to tell me that, in quite creative ways, every single day. Their favorite thing to do is to start counting my gray hairs. I tell them that at least the grays can still BE counted!
My kids have stopped trying to count mine. Too time consuming. lol! Youth is wasted on the young–those rotten whippersnappers!