Apparently, that’s what the neighbor’s cat has, according to our 9 year old. Ems told me the cat was pregnant, and that’s how she knew for sure–because the cat had suddenly developed hairy grown-up nursing nipples. (The fact that the cat is now wider than long isn’t as telltale a sign as I thought, I guess.)
So there you have it. If you develop hairy grown-up nursing nipples, you might be pregnant.
Just so you know.
Lol! Actually, that’s how my sisters and I discovered that our cat was pregnant when we were growing up. We considered our cat “naughty” though.
Wow, that’s quite an mental image… and a powerful incentive to prevent pregnancy!
LMAO- I read the title and had no idea what I was about to read. Love it :-0
Well Kweenmama, I’m thinking your cat did the nasty, so you may have been right! lol
Kemi, you may be onto something…perhaps they should add the title to the Taking Charge (abstinence) programs they offer at school. THAT’LL put a fright into those horny teenagers!
I’m just glad Ems said that to me at home. Ususally she pops out with such gems in the middle of the grocery store where little old ladies give me the evil eye.
When my son was five he was fascinated with the male anatomy, and to him, everything looked like a p*nis. (Feel free to edit as necessary…)
One of our neighbors grows grapes, and they tend to spread out over the top and through the slats in the fence. It was always embarrassing to go on a walk past their house and have him exclaim, “Look mom! P*nises!” But he was kind of right… have you ever seen a purple grape when it’s still green?
I think you aren’t truly a mom until your kid has embarrassed you loudly, in public.
(Thanks for coming to visit my blog!)
Penis grapes…now I HAVE heard it all!
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